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[sapphling]

i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming

[cervinesatyr]

Title: Aquamanile in the Form of Aristotle and Phyllis

Date: late 14th or early 15th century

Culture: South Netherlandish

Medium: Bronze; Quaternary copper alloy (approx. 72% copper, approx. 17% zinc,

approx. 6% lead, approx. 3% tin).

Dimensions: H. 32.5 cm, w. 17.9 cm, l. 39.3 cm, wt. 6062 g.

Classification: Metalwork-Bronze

Credit Line: Robert Lehman Collection, 1975

Accession Number: 1975.1.1416

Met Gallery

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[cloevr]

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

[telomeke]

ID text–
Headline and caption of an article by David Sadler, dated 13 January 2022:

Antarctica: 60 Million Icefish Nests Discovered

Scientists from Bremerhaven have found a fish breeding area about the size of the island of Malta in the south of the Antarctic Weddell Sea. The researchers are fascinated by the fact that it has not been discovered long ago.

The article is accompanied by a photograph of a blue-gray icefish, taken by Julian Gutt, Alfred Wegener Institute for Polar and Marine Research/PA.

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‌Article at globeecho.com linked here:

Antarctica: 60 million icefish nests discovered

Scientists from Bremerhaven have found a fish breeding area about the size of the island of Malta in the south of the Antarctic Weddell Sea.

Globe Echo

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[manywinged]

i'm obsessed with characters who are like "i'm a self serving piece of shit who never does anything that doesn't benefit me personally, and if anything goes wrong i'm out of there without a single thought about helping anyone else out of danger" *cut to them repeatedly sacrificing their own best interests to help the ragtag crew of misfits they've collected to help them pull off their criminal activities, just random strangers in need of protection, and small animals*

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[bewbin]

WWE is drag for guys who wanna be cooler guys

[bewbin]

Camp Masculinity

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[rosellacwrites]

Ngl I would watch the shit out of this

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[bantlers]

The devil is a twink named luke

[turnipfritters]

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

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[snookt]

tell me it’s not only me

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[horrorgay]

ok so. who has been on here (tumblr) for an entire decade of their life?

10 years +

7-9 years

4-6 years

1-3 years

less than a year

less than a month

[horrorgay]

So this is a visual representation of “are the new users you’re changing the entire app and website layout/features for in the room with us right now”.

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[poeciles]

couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”

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[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy